Tuesday, February 24, 2009

homem

Ela faz-me sentir um homem.
Faz-me sentir, nomeadamente, o marido dela, que me penetra violentamente todas as noites, enquanto ela sorri, enternecida.

Monday, February 23, 2009

o rei e o navio

O que pergunta o Rei Juan Carlos ao navio?

- Porque no t'encalhas?!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

então já somos dois

Sempre quis colocar esta música aqui. Quando encontrei esta imagem vi nela a desculpa perfeita.



Música: Slayer - Disciple

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race

Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered

God Hates Us All; God Hates Us All
He Fuckin' hates me

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world fucking dies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the fuckin' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

I reject this fuckin' race
I despise this fuckin' place

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"...and the life says..."




"...devagar, muito devagar, vou ensinar-te a contar até um."

Música:Queens of the Stone Age - Mosquito Song

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

da terra

Escavou durante anos e anos um túnel que se queria a direito. Cada pancada com a pá na terra fazia com que esta assumisse uma expressão diferente (porque a terra debaixo da terra tem cara).
Um dia (porque não uma hora, um minuto, um segundo? porquê sempre, "um dia"?), deu por ele a subir, a escavar uma rampa que ascendia. Foi assim que descobriu a luz do dia, uma luz enorme, de um azul infinito. Ascenderam, primeiro a ponta retorcida da pá, depois ele. Viu o caminho de alcatrão sob o qual tinha feito escondido todo o seu percurso.
Olhou para o lado e apercebeu-se de um enorme prado de relógios, a perder de vista. Aproximou-se e colheu o primeiro, depois o segundo, o terceiro...

Sorriu.

Tinha muito tempo.



Música: Hot Chip - The Warning

Excuse me sir
I'm lost
I'm looking for a place
where I can get lost
I'm looking for a home
For my malfunctioning being
I'm looking for the mechanical music museum

This is a warning
I'll spell it out for you
For you
This is a warning
I'll spell it out for you

Excuse me miss
I'm a dog on heat
I'm a complicated being
With love songs to eat
I'm a poor, starving baby
who can march all night
I'm a mechanical music man
And I'm
Starting a fire

Hot Chip will break your legs
Snap off your head
Hot Chip will put you down
Under the ground

Excuse me child
I am trying to see
all the colours of wonder your brightness can be
return to nothingness enjoy
just might be right
but prepare yourself
for a mechanical fright

This is a warning
I'll spell it out for you
For you
This is a warning
I'll spell it out for you
For you

Hot Chip will break your legs
Snap off your head
Hot Chip will put you down
Under the ground
Hot Chip will break your legs
Snap off your head
Hot Chip will put you down
Under the ground

Excuse me son I'm found
I'm looking for a place
where I was once found
There's nothing in a world
where the melody is broken
There's always some way
to make a silence be spoken

Hot Chip will break your legs
Snap off your head
Hot Chip will put you down
Under the ground
Hot Chip will break your legs
Snap off your head
Hot Chip will put you down
Under the ground